The mfm method hasn't failed me yet - I'm in a psychologist's office with my son

She slipped her husband his own sister for fmf and admitted to being a lesbian

Honey, I didn't cheat on you — your mom only sucks your dick, see?

Friend girl finds out and I'm fucked because it's her boyfriend, or her father

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

Good job with the tongue, but for orgasm, put me on the end

Holy shit! I've got a 25+ cm dick, so I gave it to a nigger for a change

If he's got his dick up to his tonsils, he wants it rough, fuck long and deep

He shouldn't have promised not to cheat on his wife, then who will fuck the neighbor?

It's not often that Latin women come to visit — so he fucked both of them

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see